4 Convo Starters to Use with an Anthurium Collector

1. Talk about colors. Tell them if you see blue in the hardened (mature) leaves and something magical like reddishgoldicorn in the emergent (newest) leaf. And for the love, no matter how light the leaves look, always tell them their plant looks "dark and moody." 

2. Do you even semi-hydro, bro? Ask them if they grow in an aroid mix or semi-hydro and why. Act like you really care (because their other friends probably don’t) and listen to their ten minute story of trial and error most likely involving an Anthurium Waroqueanum.

3. Don't make fun of your friend for buying Anthurium Luxurians, saying it looks like expensive kale, because one day you'll buy one too.

4. Ask them about their Relative Humidity %. That's so hot.